Happy Monday, Razzball faithful!

Well, last week’s Wachanda Forever was much more of a super-zero jinx than a superhero celebration, so hopefully this week’s lede doesn’t suffer that same fate.

But, there has to be good news now, right?

The chosen one returns on Tuesday, and this fan of the Top 100 Starting Pitchers is happier than a nest full of baby blue jays on regurgitated worm day. Please, blog, may I have some more?